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cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

Literally me.

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apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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People on Tumblr:

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People on Facebook:

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grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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flatsound:

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

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calumpayne:

remember when they asked niall to pick a favorite little mix member in 2011 and he said he really liked the blonde one and zayn went and married her

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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ghostmichaels:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

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